Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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