By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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