if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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