I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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