Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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