You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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