I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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