Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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