My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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