Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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