do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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