Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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