WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize
