Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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