Small penises have feelings too.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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