He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
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Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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