Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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