There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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