Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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