Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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