doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
All I want is dick and wine.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Randomize
