Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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