He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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