remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
The adults are the big ones right?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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