You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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