You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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