He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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