It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
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Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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