is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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