I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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