And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
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We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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