I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
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I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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