my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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