Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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