I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
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Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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