On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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