its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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