its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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