hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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