D3 body, D1 cock
my phone needs a breathalizer
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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