i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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