I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
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When did angry sex become our thing?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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