omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I am naked and annoyed.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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