I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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