well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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