Small penises have feelings too.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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