Don't you send me to vm
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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