OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
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I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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