HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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