When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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