first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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