Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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