quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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