He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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