My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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