***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
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Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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