I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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