He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
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Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
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Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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