nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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