i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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